![]() ![]() You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth! Garth Holliday: You were my hero Ron! Why’d you have to say that? You come out with stink like that. Poop. Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy. Bears can smell the menstruation.īrian Fantana: Well, that’s just great. Ron Burgundy: She… Sh… It’s TERRIBLE. SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON!īrick Tamland: LOOOOUD NOISES!!!īrick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. And that is a scientific fact!īrick Tamland: I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUTīrian Fantana: You’re with us, Ron, what do you think? Let’s be honest.)Įnjoy & feel free to add your own favorite quotes! I only scratched the surface here.īrian Fantana: Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies – I mean they rev my engines – but they don’t belong in the newsroom!!Ĭhamp Kind: It is anchor man, not anchor lady. (Warning: The title is Top 20, but I lost count. ![]() It is no longer safe for my husband and son… I have a feeling they will soon be moving to live on our sailboat to wait out the storm.This is one of my favorite movies, and rather than write about it…I’ll just let the quotes speak for themselves. You can walk in the house and feel the charge in the air. We now have 2 “tweens” in our home, and I am excited to be entering peri-menopause myself. Or spend more time with her… its hard to know which one she wants this VERY second.ĭon’t judge her. There is nothing you can do, other than be non combative, and attempt to remove the sharp objects. It won’t last too long, and eventually your little daughter will gain some control over these feelings. It is the same thing I tell my husband when he begs me to “fix” his little girl. So, for all the parents out there on the cusp of puberty, or those who are in the throes of it… I send you my advice. Life these days goes from a peaceful float down the lazy river to a reenactment of the final scene from “A Perfect Storm” where we are all fighting for our lives. She can’t find clean socks? “Well, that escalated quickly.” Her brother sits too close to her? “Well, that escalated quickly.” Our daily statement has become “well, that escalated quickly.” It is like a little spark in her FIRES up, without reason, and flash burns everyone within its radius, and it makes me think of the tear filled days of our first with fondness. Aggression, and for her little brother, pain. A stream of all the injustices we have thrust upon her. This time, instead of tears, we get anger. Snuggles, and support.Įxcept this time it is very different. Our treatment with the first was lots of love and quality time. So, when the little one’s dam burst we were expecting much of the same. She still has her moments at 12.5, but is generally stable. She was generally hurt or offended by most of the things we said or did (or didn’t say, or didn’t do) and would cry.īut it only lasted for about 6 months and we could see her wrestling with her emotions, trying to get them under control. She spent a lot of time in her room crying. ![]() Now granted it took us a little while to catch on to what was happening with our eldest daughter, but eventually we figured it out. We have done this stage before and we managed well. Like, opened the flood gates of emotion, drowning everyone in her path. Our middle child is just a few months into age 10 and it’s almost as if sitting through the beginning sex ed talks at school turned on her hormones. It hit me right in the dead centre of YES. I saw a facebook post the other day where a mom said that their family go-to word during the tween years is “W.T.E.Q” which stands for “Well, that escalated quickly.” ![]()
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